| Match | Map | Result | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Title Match | |AP| v |5th CT| | bg_hamlet | |AP| over |5th CT| (4054 - 1008) |
| <|PoP|> v [420th] | bg_hamlet | <|PoP|> over [420th] (2032 - 904) | |
|AP| over |5th CT|
Mother,
It has come to our attention we are on the top of the battlefield. We have won our first "Title Match". It doesn't mean much without the warriors who have left the battlefield, but we will take it. I have enlisted Churl to run our second militia.
The name of his battalion is unsure. Brando does have electrolytes. Kind of like that Purple Drank a long time ago. But it is official, I will send the ilk to scrub the ground. Scrub the ground.
Hats off to 5th CT for a good battle. Well played you.
Mother, I need you to send me some White Claws. I hear they are all the rage with them tweens back in homestead. The men are thirsty and not like father would think. Even if you could muster up some mash or rye, that would be well. Maybe even Dash would show up.
Daughter has been a pain in my ass during these battles. This particular one she woke up the fairest lass and demanded more booby milk. I felt like I needed to help while I left the boys once again on the field. Please send remedies to help her need to disrupt battles.
I feel that we shall be coming home within 2 fort nights to visit, as the competition on the battlefield is not capable of taking our hill. I look forward to Edible Arrangements and a ticker tape parade. But please make the confetti out of snowflakes. As that is what seems to be popular these days on the battlefield.
With All The Love,
|AP|AngryIRSAgent
<|PoP|> over [420th]
Was a fun game on an interesting map